Totally Hipster – Fashionably Pointless 18
September 20, 2010
"I'm looking for an apartment in a currently unsafe area of Brooklyn, but one--that in due time--will be flooded with people who wear brightly colored suspenders. Is there anything like that on the market?"
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MULTIPLE-CHOICE OPTION?
The Irony of Earth Day -- a Haiku
April 22, 2010
I bet there are morepaper fliers made on Earth
Day than most others.
Republicans Claim President Obama's Childhood Library Card is Fake
April 27, 2011
In political news, upon receiving hard evidence regarding President Obama's birth place, the Republican Party has decided to switch their focus to the validity of...Pitching-Deprived Yankees Admit to Scouting Rock-Throwing Egyptian Protesters
February 4, 2011
In international/sports news, the pitching-deprived Yankees have admitted to scouting rock-throwing Egyptian protesters over the past few weeks. The Yankees pursuit of these revolting Egyptians...
Totally Hipster – Fashionably Pointless 17
June 10, 2010
"Is it ironic that I am only interested in living in the same shitty neighborhoods my grandparents tried to escape from at the turn of the century?...either ironic or maybe some other less flattering adjective."Write for Facebook...Sort of...
Not exactly the best resume filler, but then again, what's that unemployment rate?
Gadhafi Under Investigation After Using Non-SAG Actor As "Son" Stand-In
May 1, 2011
In international news, Muammar Gadhafi is under investigation--this time after using non-SAG talent as a stand-in for his "son." While the Libyan leader successfully created...Boston Red Sox Just Realized It's Not Spring Training
April 11, 2011
In baseball news, the Boston Red Sox, who started the season 0-6, just realized it's no longer Spring Training. Before yesterday's game against the Yankees,...
