In natural disaster news, in an attempt to “help” the recovery process in Haiti, money-man Donald Trump has quickly erected several offensively tacky-looking skyscrapers in the middle of Haiti. Trump, who often builds terrible buildings that ruin neighborhoods, cultures, traditions, felt the need to extend his charitable awfulness into the very vulnerable Haiti.

“I wanted to put some really shitty looking buildings right where all those people are suffering,” said Trump. “Haiti really needs everyone’s help, so I figured while people are providing relief services, I could setup a bunch of cheaply made luxury condos that no one can afford and make a couple billion dollars in the process. Everybody wins [especially me, and not so much the Haitians].”

While the public has acted negatively towards Trump’s buildings, he quickly reminded people how he built a PGA-regulation golf course on top of the tsunami that struck South-East Asia in 2004.