In local news, Barry Turner, a 34 year-old mechanic, regrets sporting a Hitler mustache for 5 minutes while he was shaving this morning. While Turner considers himself to be “politically correct and socially conscious person,” he feels guilty about allowing himself to momentarily have the same mustache as the man who famously wore it while murdering six million people.

“At the time, it sort of seemed a little funny,” said Turner. “I was shaving like I do every morning, and I guess I just decided to shave off the sides of my mustache while leaving the middle part in tact. I said to myself, ‘Hey, that’s a Hitler mustache.’ I stood there, looking at myself in the mirror with that small mustache, and chuckled for about 5 minutes before shaving it off and going to work.”

According to sources, Turner’s co-workers tried to make him feel better by claiming, “It could have also very well been a Charlie Chaplin mustache,” however Turner was aware that even Chaplin shaved his mustache during America’s involvement during World War II due to the stigma of it.