In political news, in David Plouffe’s first advisory decision for President Obama and the Democratic Party, the former Obama campaign manager has suggested the production of millions of Obama beer koozies as a solution for winning back supporters. With President Obama’s popularity dwindling, and the Democrats recent risk of losing their majority in the House, Plouffe is adamant about distributing the cold-beer-preserving product as soon as possible.

“President Obama and the Democrats were once very popular—and cold beer will always be popular,” said Plouffe, while holding an Obama beer koozie. “I figure that if we somehow connect the two—show the American people the natural connection between realizing the necessity of maintaining the Democrats majority in the House with maintaining the cold temperature of their alcoholic beverage, then this cheap foam giveaway will become an invaluable asset for the Democrat’s success.”

According to sources, if the Obama beer koozie is successful, Plouffe will go ahead and green light Obama Frisbees, Obama pizza cutters, Obama oversized fan hands, and Biden condoms.