In political news, former Alaska Governor and Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has apparently disinvited Rahm Emanuel from her Mafia Wars on Facebook after his “retard” comment referring to liberal groups in August who attacked President Obama’s health care plan. Palin decided to invite Emanuel to her Mafia Wars family since she wanted a “Jewish accountant,” but immediately rescinded the invite once her staff members reminded her about her platform on “retarded folks.”

“Mrs. Palin was utterly offended by the comments—so much so that she decided that Emanuel would not fit in with her Facebook Mafia family,” said a Palin spokesperson. “Mrs. Palin—when not using campaign funding to purchase her own books—spent the better half of the week inviting certain people to be in her Mafia family. For instance, she invited Dick Cheney to be a hitman, Rush Limbaugh to be a consigliore, and Tina Turner to be a super boss.”

According to a Palin spokesperson, while Palin successfully disinvited Emanuel from her Mafia Wars family, she has yet to retrieve the pink cow she donated to Emanuel’s Farmville.