In entertainment news, all the buzz in Hollywood has been surrounding the new star-studded romantic comedy called “President’s Day,” depicting a variety of poorly strung together vignettes about trite relationships during the early years of America. The film, which stars almost three hundred of the most recognizable actors in the business, is attracting all sorts of love birds who just can’t help but throw $12 at an epic romantic comedy which is sure to be a complete waste of 90 minutes.

“I think Robert Pattinson as George Washington was a perfect choice,” said 18 year-old Leslie Ribbern. “I will never forget the scene when Washington runs through the airport to meet Martha at the gate—right before her planes takes off. It’s just nice to know that even our forefathers were such cute, corny lovers.”

In its first weekend, “President’s Day” has grossed over $50 million, and projects to reach at least $200 million. According to sources, producers of “President’s Day” will green light “Passover,” a similar style film portraying the unlikely fall, birth, and reconciliation of three couples over the course of a Passover Seder.