In advertising news, the latest AT&T commercial will continue to star Luke Wilson, however, this time, the former mega-star will be featured talking on the phone with his agent while they discuss how much his career has tanked--periodically mentioning how great the phone reception is. Wilson has appeared in a number of commercials for the phone-giant, trying to show potential service users how even formerly popular actors who gain forty pounds prefer to use AT&T.

"We think that having Luke [Wilson] carry a real conversation about how he needed money to pay off his tab at Chipotle will do wonders for AT&T," said AT&T spokesperson, Miles Vanderon. "Phone users like to feel that commercials are as real as possible--which is why we feel illustrating Luke [Wilson]'s demise as a comedy actor will be exactly what the consumer would like to see from their phone service provider."

Despite many rumors of Wilson being a menace on the set, according to sources, he's been more than willing to talk about what it's like to not make a good movie for a span of seven or so years, why cutting one's wrists vertically is just about the only path left, and has even offered to do late-night set cleanups for below minimum wage.