Sandra Bullock Done With Reality Stars -- Seen in Public With Fantasy Star, Cookie Monster
April 28, 2010
In entertainment news, Sandra Bullock has called it quits with her ex-husband, Jesse James, and has not only vowed to never date a reality star again, but has already been seen in public with new boyfriend and fantasy star, Cookie Monster. Bullock, who has enjoyed a fruitful 2010 with her Best Actress Oscar win for "The Blind Side," said that her marriage to a reality star was riddled by James' addictions to sex, rising popularity, motor bikes, and Nazi paraphernalia--but that Cookie Monster's only "negative" characteristic is his obsession with cookies."Sandra [Bullock] and Cookie Monster click so well," said Bullock's PR representative, Talia Barnes. "Unlike Jesse [James], Cookie Monster likes to share his favorites things with her--like his favorite cookie stores, cookie recipes, cookie toppings, cookie apparel, and even his extensive pre-1900's European stamp collection. They love to joke around, eat cookies, watch television, and eat more cookies. I think they make a dashing pair."
According to sources close to Bullock, her and Cookie Monster's sex life has been wonderful--Bullock even emphasizing that he is "big down there...like one of those Pillsbury cookie dough rolls."








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Posted on June 15, 2010 by USA