Sandra Bullock Done With Reality Stars -- Seen in Public With Fantasy Star, Cookie Monster

April 28, 2010
Article, Cookie, Cookies, Cookie Monster, Entertainment, Sandra Bullock, Oscar, Oscars, Best Actress, Jesse James, Sesame Street, Fantasy, Reality, Stars, Television, Pillsbury, Dating, Marriage, CelebritiesIn entertainment news, Sandra Bullock has called it quits with her ex-husband, Jesse James, and has not only vowed to never date a reality star again, but has already been seen in public with new boyfriend and fantasy star, Cookie Monster. Bullock, who has enjoyed a fruitful 2010 with her Best Actress Oscar win for "The Blind Side," said that her marriage to a reality star was riddled by James' addictions to sex, rising popularity, motor bikes, and Nazi paraphernalia--but that Cookie Monster's only "negative" characteristic is his obsession with cookies.

"Sandra [Bullock] and Cookie Monster click so well," said Bullock's PR representative, Talia Barnes. "Unlike Jesse [James], Cookie Monster likes to share his favorites things with her--like his favorite cookie stores, cookie recipes, cookie toppings, cookie apparel, and even his extensive pre-1900's European stamp collection. They love to joke around, eat cookies, watch television, and eat more cookies. I think they make a dashing pair."

According to sources close to Bullock, her and Cookie Monster's sex life has been wonderful--Bullock even emphasizing that he is "big down there...like one of those Pillsbury cookie dough rolls."

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