In entertainment news, choreography-extraordinaire Twyla Tharp has spearheaded a brand new Broadway show entitled "Gettin' Crunk," which features the music of Lil Jon. While Tharp is known for similar shows with the likes of Billy Joel, Bob Dylan, and most recently, Frank Sinatra, she is hopeful that using "pure shit" as her inspiration will attract hordes of younger generations to Broadway--the very people who have ignored her previous works like the plague.

"I'm hardly an expert in dance, but I really enjoyed the 'skeet skeet' set where all the female dancers had foax-semen poured on them," said audience member, Derek Tethers. "The bass was turned up so loud, I almost felt I was transported to another, god awful world. Tharp really captures the essence of Lil Jon. The play was awesome!"

"Gettin' Crunk" has so far produced more ticket sales in just one week than all of her other shows combined. According to sources, Tharp will donate half the proceeds to her favorite charities, and use the other half to pay for her impending shock therapy treatment.