Wrinklesworth, Hubert T. - Born on March 29, 1983, and died June 14, 2010. Hubert was a free spirit who was liked by all...well, except those who really knew him. He often borrowed large sums of money to fund his strange obsession with waffles, and never paid anyone--including myself--back. Hmm, what was he good at? I guess Hubert was good at making DiGiorno's pizza--he really knew his way around frozen pizza. He will be remembered by his estranged parents (or not, actually), those who he owed money to, and certainly that Radio Shack he unlawfully defecated in. Rest in peace, Hubert.