In local news, Dan Copperman, a 27 year-old computer technician, was confronted with a difficult decision Sunday night—whether joining the “End World Hunger” Facebook group would clutter his profile page. While surely Jennifer Gerard, a person Dan worked with at a summer camp 8 years ago and who sent Dan the invite, wouldn’t notice if Dan joined the group or not, Dan was still compelled to at least ponder whether he really wanted to add yet another group to his amounting collection.

“Most of the time I just accept the group invite and go on my way,” said Dan, who sat bent over his computer and looked very tired. “But this group would put me over the top—I would have to click the ‘click to view all groups’ link. Do I really need this clutter in my life? I mean, I’m sure this ‘End World Hunger’ group will do wonders—it says that ‘for every person who joins, EndWorldHunger.org will donate $.05 to an African village of your choice,’ but is it really worth having a disorganized Facebook page?”

According to Dan’s friends, they’re confident that Dan will make room for the “End World Hunger” group by leaving a group about a Freshman rush event from college, a group about a now expired deal at a local pizza place, or possibly that group about some inside joke that wasn’t that funny to begin with.