Jimbo is a very chill homeless person. He enjoys pavement, dirt, lollipops, and other people’s vomit. He’s a personal believer is “sleeping your problems away.” It’s a great credo, and while he appears to be asleep in this picture, Jimbo is actually dead.

Art is a very learned and informed homeless person. After spending his life savings on an invention he called “re-usable corn,” Art’s street-life began. However, that hasn’t stopped him from being on top of the business world. While many people say they “live and breath” the news, Art “lives and breathes” on top of newspapers. And don’t let those shoes around his neck confuse you, Art is a smart guy. He knew about General Motors and Bernie Madoff before most suits did. So if you see him urinating in public, trading his clothes for old bagels, or even attempting to stick his entire foot in his mouth, also be aware that he knows a great penny stock and the street value for wool blankets.

Pip is one of those “fashionable” homeless people. Despite the weather outside, Pip will wear, not one, not two, but all of his sweaters. Call it simplistic, call it risqué, or just call it homeless, Pip has an iconoclastic fashion sense. Did I mention that Pip’s clothes are not only second hand but also smell like his feces?

Serge is what I like to call a “celebrity” homeless person. Despite the fact that he was once the host of the short-lived Russian-American game show “Are These Your Feet?” in the 1970’s, Serge found his way on the streets after blowing all of his money on expired Alka Seltzer. His current hobbies include yelling subway directions at people in a mixture between Russian and McDonalds language (putting a “Mc” before every word), eating packets of Sweet ‘n Low, and building sculptures of Stalin out of his own feces.