Does anyone know how to say "huge idiot douchebag" in Sanskrit?

Not exactly the best resume filler, but then again, what's that unemployment rate?

Certainly one strategy to get work, but it seems more like a method to become a mainstay in that 9.5% unemployment rate.

Considering having such an experience only dates back to 1990, to request 35 years in it seems, well, completely unreasonable. Hope they find a super candidate!